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Mr garrison
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All the clothes, all the books and CDs: out the door. I’m fifteen years older than my wife and when I die I want her to get rid of my stuff and not live in a museum.

mr garrison

You are so lucky to have a wife you adore and who adores you. Some days it hits me like a brick, and I am so grief-stricken, but I know it’s only because of the love we shared that makes me miss him so. The one thing I can’t seem to get over is the death of my husband (married 51 years!). It’s not always easy and I’ve seen my share of tragedy in my 75 years on this earth, but it does no good to dwell on past mistakes. I am impressed that you have decided to “ease into a life of cheerfulness.” I, too, choose to see things as awe-ful, not awful. There’s so much in my past I don’t understand and I need to keep trying. I avoid complaining about contemporary culture. And in my old age, I’m committed to cheerfulness, which reduces the range of conversation. But my mind has shrunk since then and now I enjoy small talk. I don’t agree with the definition, having known some people of wide-ranging minds who loved to engage other minds in competitive conceptual contemplations. I’m glad you aren’t one! Not sure I can say the same for myself. Standard definition of an intellectual: Someone who speaks with authority on matters in which she has no particular competence. When I was in college, I wrote plenty of term papers about subjects I knew nothing about. Re: “Were I to write condemning Putin, it would only be for the pleasure of expressing condemnation and would add nothing worthwhile to the conversation.

Mr garrison series#

I’m going to save it for when the Series is over and there’s nothing worthwhile on TV.

Mr garrison tv#

You’re the first person to send me a link to a TV show about scaffolding. We go walking in Central Park, which is scaffold-free.

  • : Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay, but I must ask.We’ve had scaffolding around our building in New York for years as workmen do tuckpointing and other repairs.
  • Is there a history of sexual abuse in your family? Mackey: Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay, but I must ask. Hat) You heard me, jackass! There's monkeys that make better counselors than you! Hat) Why would he wanna talk to a second rate, dopey assed, elementary school psychologist!?
  • : Goddammit, I don't think you children have been working on your.
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    (Kenny laughs harder and falls out of his chair) Kyle's been working on his fingering with his mom all night long.Ĭartman: No seriously, Kyle's mom said Kyle getting good at fingering. Garrison: Goddammit, I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!Ĭartman: That's not true, Mr. Garrison: Sure, if you like the sound of a peacock getting its neck broken. : God Dammit! I'm not going to molest you!.Garrisons cries as he rushes up the stairs) Garrison Sr.: God Dammit! I'm not going to molest you! : Sure, you can go out and screw every whore on Rhode Island, but.(To his father) Sure, you can go out and screw every whore on Rhode Island, but when it came to your own son, you were just TOO BUSY! (Mr.Garrison runs away crying) Mr.Garrison : We're gonna learn about the reproductive system.We're gonna learn about the reproductive system. : Now who can tell me what famous person wrote the Declaration of.Garrison: Are you mocking me? That's it!! I'm sending your butt to the principal's office! Garrison: Don't call people names Stanley!!! Timmy, you need to work on your study skills! Stan: Haven't you figured it out yet? Timmy's retarded. Garrison: No, it wasn't you Timmy, try again. Garrison: Now who can tell me what famous person wrote the Declaration of Independence.let me see.how about the new student, Timmy? : I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistak.Ĭhild Molester: Do you like having your back rubbed?.Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake.īarbrady: Well, the FBI says I have to keep you here, so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. : I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age.Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Garrison: Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place! Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando look alikes!įBI Exec 2: Aw crap, we got the wrong NAMBLA! FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?ĭr.













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